In a previous blog entry I posted on how I was experimenting with combining my recipe for Glow of Attraction oil and Irresistible oil, to extremely wild results. You can read that blog entry at the link below.
http://mysecrethoodoo.blogspot.com/2016/01/my-hoodoo-experiment-went-horribly.html
Well, I tried it for the second time.
Last night my best friend and I went out. We only went to the gay bar this time. I again dabbed some of the oil on before going. I had two guys approach me and tell me that I was cute. I had another guy tell me I had pretty eyes. This time nobody offered to buy me a drink so I ended up paying for drinks for my friend and I. While at the bar the bartender started to talk to me and asked me where I was from and if I came in regularly. I answered I was local and that I don't come every weekend but I come frequently with my friends. He then said, "You know you are a very beautiful man." I was taken back. My friend started laughing because she said the look on my face betrayed that I was taken back and she was right. I wasn't expecting it. When I came back to order round two the bartender kept calling me babe and introduced himself and shook my hand. I thought it was cute when I asked for two jack and cokes that he responded with, "anything for you beautiful" and gave me a wink. Finally, while talking to a couple we met there this woman comes out of the blue and grabs my ass and kisses me on the cheek. She then leans in and bites my earlobe and whispers, "just have to check the goods before I pass you on to my friend". I was like, "Uh, say again?" She then said her friend thought I was hot and that he wanted to get to know me. So she leaves and then he approaches me but within the first five minutes of us talking it was clear he was a big weirdo and had psychological issues. So I quickly made my exit.
So that was the extent of my experiences with round two of using the oil. This pretty much confirms to me that it works because I've never got this much attention before. However, keep in mind that I did just lose a drastic amount of weight so that may have factored into things. Before I've always viewed myself as like a 6 out of 10 on a scale of attractiveness but my friend says I'm an 8 and that after I reach my goal weight (I have 43 more lbs to go) and have plastics that I would be a 9. I think she's delusional but it was nice to hear it. I did confide in her that when I look into the mirror that I still see myself as just as fat as I was before but she says that it's obviously not true and that I will need time before my mind adjusts to the weight loss. She then said the best thing she has ever told me. She said she didn't want to tell me before because she didn't want me to get a big head. She said that my face has always been beautiful, like male-model type and that if I just get my body into gear that I'll have the whole package. I told her that that was the first compliment she ever gave me on my looks directly as before she would only comment if she liked or disliked clothing I was wearing.
So it's time to retire the oil. Maybe if I ever write a book I will include the recipe so others can try it out. As for now, when I go out I really just want to have fun and good times with friends and to meet new friends.
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My Hoodoo Experiment Went Horribly Wrong....Or Worked Too Damn Good!
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For those who don't know I make a lot of the oils I use in my practice for my clients and for my own personal use. I don't sell my oils to the public though. I will also buy oils from other people as I see fit.
For the past week I've been tinkering with my recipes for "Glow of Attraction" and "Irresistible" oils. For those that don't know, Glow of Attraction is designed to not only make you stand out in a crowd but to draw potential lovers, male or female, to you. Today, most people may know Glow of Attraction oil better by another name, such as Look Me Over. Irresistible is exactly as it's name entails. It is designed to make you irresistible to people. I've combined them into a new recipe to see what the results would be. I probably should have thought things through before experimenting with it because I dabbed some on before going out last night.
So please remember that last night I just went out to have fun with friends and not to get laid. I was just experimenting with my new oil recipe to see if it would work or not. The first place we stopped at was a normal straight bar. Within 5 minutes of being there I had a woman running her fingers through my hair. She was married and she kept telling me that I was so pretty. Yes, she used the word pretty. She bought me a drink. I eventually ditched her when she got too physically aggressive and was trying to take my shirt off. So my friends and I moved to the other end of the bar and then another woman bought me a drink and I didn't take two sips from it before she blurted out, "So we gonna fuck or what?" I started laughing and told her that I was in a serious relationship. She responded by saying, "So what's that got to do with us fucking?" I just smiled and thanked her for the drink and then turned and left. She was mad! I could hear her cussing and then there was a sound of glass breaking. I think she slammed her drink down so hard that she broke the glass. She also began sobbing. At that point my friends and I decided to get out of there.
So the next stop on the list was a local gay bar. The gay bars here in my area are fun and far more straight people go there than gay people. Anyway, the one we were at is actually a gay hotel that has a gay country bar at one end and a gay nightclub on the other end. There is a third, smaller gay bar there and a gay restaurant but I've never been to those. Anyway, we went to the gay country bar first. Now, please note that this is not my first time there. However, at the times previous nothing unusual happened. Not last night! Last night there were hands all over me! I swear every time a guy walked passed me he made sure to touch my back, my neck, my ass, etc. It was absurd as they were definitely going out of their way to do so. So we were just about to leave the gay country club and head over to the other gay nightclub when a gay married couple starts talking to us. They were funny and we had some good laughs. We then excused ourselves and went over to the gay nightclub.
While at the gay nightclub I kept getting compliments from guys who liked my hair. I had two guys "fall" on me, as in embracing me so they didn't fall down but you know they kept holding on to me and were just using it as an excuse to talk to me. Both guys said that I had pretty eyes and one guy said that I was the prettiest guy in the club. Yes, he used the word pretty. One guy leaned in to kiss me but I pulled away and wouldn't let him. All of our drinks at that gay nightclub were paid for by guys who wanted to hook up with me. My friends were all happy and said that at least I was good for getting them free drinks. lol After a while the club got too packed. That particular club is so popular that it's often filled beyond capacity and there is usually a huge line to get in. So we left and decided to go back to the gay country club. Once there we run into the same gay married couple that we met before.
One of the guys seemed to be in a bad mood so I asked what was wrong. He took me aside and told me that he caught his husband french kissing two guys and he was pissed. I was like, oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Well, we started drinking and quickly began laughing and having fun. Close to last call the couple invites us back to their hotel room to continue the party. So there's 6 of us, two women and then 4 of us guys. As we are walking out the door, the husband that was french kissing other guys, turns around and tries to kiss me. I turn my head to avoid him and he ends up kissing my cheek. He was pissed at me! He was like why did you do that! I told him that I didn't want to kiss him. So we all go to their room and are joking around and having fun and some smoke and I'm just chilling on the bed, propped up on my side. The next thing I know there are hands on my shoulders and neck and my head is forced down onto the bed. Dude's husband, the one that tried to kiss me, has his face hovering over mine and he plants a deep kiss on my lips and I'm like, WTF? I just told him I didn't want to kiss him. On top of that this was right in front of his husband. So I sit up and move to the end of the bed. The husband is standing right there and immediately drops to his knees and begins to rub my thighs. I stand up to get away and he pushed me on the bed. The other guy who just kissed me holds down my arms and the husband tries to ravish me, and he was rough. This wasn't gentle Sarah Mclachlan-style lovin', but the "I'm taking it" variety. The entire time he's trying to have his way with me he keeps saying, "God damn you are so fucking pretty." Yes, he kept using the word pretty over and over again. So I flail around until I can get free. I then say to my friends, "It's time to go.". But like great friends they want to stay and party more. So they are my ride and so I have to stay. The guy that kissed me eventually got pissed that I wasn't in to him and stormed off, slamming the door as he left. The other guy who tried to ravish me could not keep his hands off of me. Over and over he kept telling me that I was pretty, and "Do you know how pretty you are?". I was like, you know the first 500 times you told me that I didn't believe you but this time I finally do.
Eventually my friends decided it was time to go. So this dude blocks the door and makes everyone give him a hug before they could leave. Of course when it comes to my turn to exit he wants to kiss me. He tries to kiss but I wont let him and so he just tears into my neck like a fucking vampire. He was using so much force that I almost fell down. Of course he kept whispering "you're so pretty" under his breath. He paused for a second and I took advantage of that pause and bolted.
When we all got into the car there was a brief period of silence followed by an explosion of laughter over what had transpired over the night. My friends think that it was because of the full moon that all this shit happened. They didn't know about my oil. Maybe it was both. I don't know. But I can tell you this, if I were to share this oil with you I can almost guarantee that you will be hit on by both women and men who will non-stop tell you that you are pretty. Because that's my experiences with it!
For the past week I've been tinkering with my recipes for "Glow of Attraction" and "Irresistible" oils. For those that don't know, Glow of Attraction is designed to not only make you stand out in a crowd but to draw potential lovers, male or female, to you. Today, most people may know Glow of Attraction oil better by another name, such as Look Me Over. Irresistible is exactly as it's name entails. It is designed to make you irresistible to people. I've combined them into a new recipe to see what the results would be. I probably should have thought things through before experimenting with it because I dabbed some on before going out last night.
So please remember that last night I just went out to have fun with friends and not to get laid. I was just experimenting with my new oil recipe to see if it would work or not. The first place we stopped at was a normal straight bar. Within 5 minutes of being there I had a woman running her fingers through my hair. She was married and she kept telling me that I was so pretty. Yes, she used the word pretty. She bought me a drink. I eventually ditched her when she got too physically aggressive and was trying to take my shirt off. So my friends and I moved to the other end of the bar and then another woman bought me a drink and I didn't take two sips from it before she blurted out, "So we gonna fuck or what?" I started laughing and told her that I was in a serious relationship. She responded by saying, "So what's that got to do with us fucking?" I just smiled and thanked her for the drink and then turned and left. She was mad! I could hear her cussing and then there was a sound of glass breaking. I think she slammed her drink down so hard that she broke the glass. She also began sobbing. At that point my friends and I decided to get out of there.
So the next stop on the list was a local gay bar. The gay bars here in my area are fun and far more straight people go there than gay people. Anyway, the one we were at is actually a gay hotel that has a gay country bar at one end and a gay nightclub on the other end. There is a third, smaller gay bar there and a gay restaurant but I've never been to those. Anyway, we went to the gay country bar first. Now, please note that this is not my first time there. However, at the times previous nothing unusual happened. Not last night! Last night there were hands all over me! I swear every time a guy walked passed me he made sure to touch my back, my neck, my ass, etc. It was absurd as they were definitely going out of their way to do so. So we were just about to leave the gay country club and head over to the other gay nightclub when a gay married couple starts talking to us. They were funny and we had some good laughs. We then excused ourselves and went over to the gay nightclub.
While at the gay nightclub I kept getting compliments from guys who liked my hair. I had two guys "fall" on me, as in embracing me so they didn't fall down but you know they kept holding on to me and were just using it as an excuse to talk to me. Both guys said that I had pretty eyes and one guy said that I was the prettiest guy in the club. Yes, he used the word pretty. One guy leaned in to kiss me but I pulled away and wouldn't let him. All of our drinks at that gay nightclub were paid for by guys who wanted to hook up with me. My friends were all happy and said that at least I was good for getting them free drinks. lol After a while the club got too packed. That particular club is so popular that it's often filled beyond capacity and there is usually a huge line to get in. So we left and decided to go back to the gay country club. Once there we run into the same gay married couple that we met before.
One of the guys seemed to be in a bad mood so I asked what was wrong. He took me aside and told me that he caught his husband french kissing two guys and he was pissed. I was like, oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Well, we started drinking and quickly began laughing and having fun. Close to last call the couple invites us back to their hotel room to continue the party. So there's 6 of us, two women and then 4 of us guys. As we are walking out the door, the husband that was french kissing other guys, turns around and tries to kiss me. I turn my head to avoid him and he ends up kissing my cheek. He was pissed at me! He was like why did you do that! I told him that I didn't want to kiss him. So we all go to their room and are joking around and having fun and some smoke and I'm just chilling on the bed, propped up on my side. The next thing I know there are hands on my shoulders and neck and my head is forced down onto the bed. Dude's husband, the one that tried to kiss me, has his face hovering over mine and he plants a deep kiss on my lips and I'm like, WTF? I just told him I didn't want to kiss him. On top of that this was right in front of his husband. So I sit up and move to the end of the bed. The husband is standing right there and immediately drops to his knees and begins to rub my thighs. I stand up to get away and he pushed me on the bed. The other guy who just kissed me holds down my arms and the husband tries to ravish me, and he was rough. This wasn't gentle Sarah Mclachlan-style lovin', but the "I'm taking it" variety. The entire time he's trying to have his way with me he keeps saying, "God damn you are so fucking pretty." Yes, he kept using the word pretty over and over again. So I flail around until I can get free. I then say to my friends, "It's time to go.". But like great friends they want to stay and party more. So they are my ride and so I have to stay. The guy that kissed me eventually got pissed that I wasn't in to him and stormed off, slamming the door as he left. The other guy who tried to ravish me could not keep his hands off of me. Over and over he kept telling me that I was pretty, and "Do you know how pretty you are?". I was like, you know the first 500 times you told me that I didn't believe you but this time I finally do.
Eventually my friends decided it was time to go. So this dude blocks the door and makes everyone give him a hug before they could leave. Of course when it comes to my turn to exit he wants to kiss me. He tries to kiss but I wont let him and so he just tears into my neck like a fucking vampire. He was using so much force that I almost fell down. Of course he kept whispering "you're so pretty" under his breath. He paused for a second and I took advantage of that pause and bolted.
When we all got into the car there was a brief period of silence followed by an explosion of laughter over what had transpired over the night. My friends think that it was because of the full moon that all this shit happened. They didn't know about my oil. Maybe it was both. I don't know. But I can tell you this, if I were to share this oil with you I can almost guarantee that you will be hit on by both women and men who will non-stop tell you that you are pretty. Because that's my experiences with it!
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